I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone that it all started going downhill for Boston when Lauren Theisen referred to them as the ‘Tics.

Stop covering this shit.

They have numbers and colored silks. You need them to spray paint “JUSTIFY” on the goddamn horse?

This is some serious, bottom-feeding bullshit. He won. You can see it. Try harder to be clever next time.

It’s amazing how over-analytical, reactionary and conclusive every blog and headline has to be.

Shitty Take,

I hate that guy.

Seriously are y’all allergic to writing a headline about the Rockets that is actually positive? Rockets have a great game through all four quarters, but you have to remind people that they’re “Desperate.”

Eric Gordon making Burneko look like a pear-shaped Bill Simmons.

Hi Lauren, please tell Burneko to eat shit. Thanks!

66 wins and number one defense.

The 08-09 Cavs won 66 games and held opponents to 91.4 per game. The names weren’t impressive but that team was way better.

Man, ‘Tics versus ‘Ors is going to be a great series.

‘Tics? Is that a thing? That’s so awful.

wow good one

“Oh, you’re having difficulty adjusting to a new procedure after 50 years of doing it differently? Guess you’re just a stupid idiot then lol Darwin wins lmao moron”

11 out 30 teams isn’t exactly terrible attendance: http://www.espn.com/mlb/attendance

Human cockfights. Hopefully we’ll get beyond this one day.

This is so dumb. UFC is so dumb.

Sorey