Sperm, therefore, is racist.

Wait you actually have to enter the time manually? Can’t believe you’re bankrupt.

“It was actually fun to watch”

So what was it like working with unpaid interns while Greg Howard was assaulting your coworkers?

There’s a lot you don’t get. Sit down, Lakers fan.

First time writing the word Cincinnati, huh?

Boston never traded their best player for a bust like Andrew Bynum. Why do people keep comparing their rebuilds?

No, cabrera’s home run would vanish (just like his double vanished), and Bruce would’ve been called out

The Brewers had a 45% chance of winning yesterday, not incredibly unlikely

It is possible to use profanity while remaining calm, champ.

Fucking moron. You don’t know shit about his family.

In fairness, Tim Burke is paid to publish false information.

No.

Idiot:

Hey....John boy....