Yasss! SO many!

That’s a given. I’m talking “edgy instagram, ooh I made it” pic. The Cherry and Spoon shot is, like, required by EVERYONE.

The wall of stars in front of First Avenue in Minneapolis, Minnesota. We GET it, suburbanite...you’re in the city.

I moved off-base to Jacksonville when I got married. Lived on Queen Court. We called it Queens’ Court because of how many out, gay former Marines lived there (this was during DADT). The town was raggedy, but I had fun in Wilmington and on Onslow Beach. Haven’t been there again since my retirement.

You like or nah?

Marine. Drunk. Tattoo artist. Casual homophobe.

We interact with other branches. And, to be honest, the Air Force is the most conservatively religious of them. Especially in Texas.

And it’s getting doper than ever! Come back!

My stepdaughter tried to Snapchat and he meanmugged her. She was like, “I am SO sorry. I’ll quit.” and he smiled, “It’s okay.” She was so geeked/embarrassed at the same time that it was cute.

We were like the only folks in that Target last Tuesday. He had a little crew with him and a driver double parked out front. It was cute how awkward he acted when my nephew recognized him. I just looked back, nodded hey, and kept buying plastic tote bins.

I just ran into that dude in a Richfield, Minnesota Target at 11 at night. It was weird.

Black folks are 12 percent of the country and a little over 6 percent of California. Dan had an axe to grind and did exactly that after Prop 8. “Ooh, all the religious black folks voted pretty much the same way as the Asians and Latinos, but damn those black folk! How dare they after all the analogies we’ve made…

I, too, am inordinately upset by these developments. Like, srsly.

Ebony and Jet were staples in my grandmama’s house as I was growing up. I’d get there for a Sunday dinner and run straight to the side table where she kept them and start catching up on the last month of issues. In the 80's, you rarely got the scoop on black issues and celebrities from mainstream media. Shiiiit, I…

It was my understanding that it HELPS with comedy.

ELIIIIZA! (and Peggy) can’t go before I see this damn show!

All day, every day.

Since Blake has convinced her to stop doing the red lip, she’s been using nude colors. In photos, it blends so much with her gumline that her face is...different..now. If she’s happy, cool. I liked the red, but I can see how a “signature” look could be a crutch [see: Xtina’s kabuki armor of a face].

You were able to articulate what I could not. Thanks!

If she’d done it two days before as a “take THAT”, I’d agree. But using the Gun Violence Awareness campaign as a blatant excuse to show that she’s a tad tighter than she looked on that beach last week...it stuck in my craw. Mind you, I’m a rando taking the time to take umbrage at a Myspace Angle of a comedian, so take…