Yeppers.

Nope. Not ONE. STEP. BACK. Work your way through this thread, if you want. I meant what the fuck I said. I was irked. Still am, oddly. I want her to do better.

I think she likes dick. But her legions of fans want her to stay pure because they NEED at least one white female popstar to not be riding a football player or rapper’s junk because REASONS*.

I wonder if he had to sign a NDA before dating her, with an addendum that he and his sources will imply that she remained a virginal white princess the entirety of their relationship at the termination of said relationship? Because if so, good work, Tay.

It’s been a week, tho. She proudly compared herself to Miss Trunchbull a WEEK ago but is pulling the Myspace Angle “How ya like me now?!” shit today. How about wearing an orange t-shirt and leaving it at that? But she HAS to show that she’s always 4 seshes at SoulCycle from being acceptably skinny. Until the next set…

I’ve lost seven students to gun violence. I wore orange.

THIISSSSSSS!

I look a LOT like Amy Schumer looked on that beach on May 23rd, “strong and healthy.” http://www.eonline.com/news/767657/am…

Cheese and rice, I am NOT making fun of her weight. I’m pointing out her lamentable hypocrisy about her size. She just, and I mean JUST, responded to body shamers for making fun of her normal, American-sized ass with a cool-headed “this is me. suck it.” and turned right back around with the Myspace angle pic of a…

Kids started it. It’s about youth wearing an orange t-shirt in a 2016 “All Glocks Down” bid to keep young folks from killing each other.

She posted that LG “skinnifier” angle pic that all thick girls are putting on Instagram to shut up the folks mocking her curves two weeks ago.

Went to her Instagram and spent 3 and a half hours on it. So...

She missed me at “14 wonderful years”, tho.

I teach, too. I totally understand. And apparently every new interwebz trend is far more annoying when middle schoolers get ahold of it and run it into the ground.

I fucking adored Mordecai. She can have half the proceeds from my movie ticket. And I rented it on Redbox but forgot to return it for a couple of days, so, there’s another $1.50 right there...

I’ve always been tickled by famous men who famously say that “marriage is just a piece of paper” as they shack up and sire children with women, but then will leave them and legally wife up the new young chick 15 years later. See: Woody Allen, Christopher Reeve, Johnny Depp, amongst others.

You’re thirty? Was that young enough to do the ubiquitous Kevin Maccallister fist pump (YES!) after every dope accomplishment? You ever do that?

Ugh, with the “bolster a floundering neighborhood” shit. Wouldn’t that be “gentrification”?

Ever look at the “sexy” silhouette on some mud flaps? Same pose. I’m not saying a baby or a frog being positioned that way is something I find sexy. But if a novelty company put a frog in a bikini, one knee raised and one leg out with arms propping it up from behind, we’d gently smirk at the funny juxtaposition of a…

Okay, that’s stinkin’ cute!