We’ve got a wedding next week, so somebody’s gonna die. There’s that to look forward to.

I had to fight to stay awake this episode, for the first time ever. They better make up for it in a big way next time, although I also dread what may be coming.

It’s when you barbecue vegans. Duhhhhhhh.

Yes, but the article says that many technicians have their tips skimmed. All the more important to tip your technician DIRECTLY, and in cash.

I am blessed to know many service members who are wonderful, but every time someone comes in and yells at me because my store doesn’t offer a military discount (“MY HUSBAND PUTS HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU CAN’T GIVE ME 10% OFF MY DRESS?”) I understand, with deep, deep clarity, why they are hated…

OK, but since the current system requires tipping, people shouldn’t go out if they can’t afford to tip. Don’t fuck over the person who’s helping you to make a political statement.

One year from now Matt Heflin remains dumb, uneducated, and unemployed. Support from family and friends has run out. Rent is due, the fridge is empty. Facing homelessness and starvation, Heflin’s last option is to join the military he so hated. The recruiter laughs when he steps through the door.

I'm going to start drawing my lips from my forehead to my nipples and no one can stop me.

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK

This is such a beautiful tribute. What a horrible loss for her and their children.

I totally would if Kanye wasn’t already hitting that.

I like the dress but I would have loved to see Beyonce wear something relevant. I would have liked to see her in this:

kinda tired of this sheer dress with shiny bits covering the nips look. Feels thirsty to me.

I read everything else in my own. But her voice is just such a Thing, it crept intro my brain.

Anyone else read Sofia’s quotes in her voice?

VERGARA: “Like Tutankhamen. A mummy. You still have time to do all of that.”

You won’t be so thrilled when they have a dog kissing a tree on Kiss Cam.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?

To show them they were truly part of the family, several Dodgers fans stabbed them in the parking lot after the game.