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John Oliver

Thank god for John Oliver! <3

based on Dany’s previous ruling record, i’d say thats a really really horrible choice

I hate everybody and everything.

From The Guardian article: “Unlike Hillary, I have actually accomplished something.”

Your a delight!

You are a beacon of light in this great storm, sir. I hop you know how important you are.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Floyd’s wives took more punches for a much smaller payday.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

Once again, Kate McKinnon is the only one not phoning it in.

Was a Vietnamese guy holding the camera?

Oh, how I wish you were wrong about this. I might stop watching Homeland (the last season was a bit of a snoozer), but I can’t give up GOT.

Geez, you act like Mayweather punched your mother....

our bar, with our 90 person capacity, would have had to pay $3500. to put more money in the pocket (or shoe box) of a woman beater. fuck that.

I want bars to lose money if they order this fight. I want them to stop ordering Mayweather’s fights. I hope this fight sucks, and if I could bet on that, I would. Spoiler alert: Mayweather will dance and win a decision. You can all save your money.

since expressed remorse for

You have to be the first Mayweather apologist that doesn't directly benefit from his income. The slam pieces a bout Vick happened in 2007. 7 years have passed little buddy, and today's topic, sadly, is men beating on women. Something no one has more known experience in than your boy Mayweather. Are you a contrarian,

Mike, as your career progresses, I think you'll learn that not everyone deserves a response. Your fans know where you're coming from and we'll take care of your light work. Hey poopbutt: you went after IronMike on an ignorant premises. He pointed out a lot more nicely then I would have that your initial comment was

Yes, it was.