GAH! Does her team ALL hate her?

I try to read everything in her voice, makes life infinitely more interesting.

What other voice would you read it in?

In my dreams he talks in 3rd person during the entire campaign.

Daily Show hasn’t been the same in the past couple of weeks no? I feel like some of the writers may have jumped ship already and Jon is over it.

I wish he were on nightly. If only for 15 minutes. I’ll take what I can get.

“Because a lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight — and when they come out, they’re gay. So, did something happen while they were in there? Ask yourself that question.” Carson for President ‘16

Oh em gee to all of this. Cuba, you won an Oscar man.

I made my announcement on myspace, no questions or responses yet, weird. But I will vote for you.

no kanye or kim?! also, I doubt bey knew what she was watching or any significance of being there meant. she seems like she goes where she’s told by her handlers. the woman is an insanely gifted entertainer, I just don’t expect anything real or deep from her.

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OK, who is doing the live tweeting for Mike Tyson during this match because I’m totaling reading his tweets in his voice and it’s just not as funny.

Does she think she’s Black?

I wish his father was still alive to whoop his ass like that mother did with her son in Bmore.

so what you’re saying is that you don’t want to know what I look like through out my day?

THANK YOU FOR WAKING ME UP I NEEDED IT.

Detroit?

Super rich = Prius, so Toyota?