Pitcher put it right on the money and Vlad Jr. still got around on it. Are his hips made of whatever Gumby was?

Flipping others the bird is one thing, but throwing them is on a completely different level.

I was similarly annoyed at the lack of headphone jack, but I got the phone primarily for the camera. I also managed to come out slightly ahead by picking up a used Pixel XL and trading it in for credit, but that’s neither here nor there. The point is, not having the headphone jack has cost me flexibility and now I…

I was similarly annoyed at the lack of headphone jack, but I got the phone primarily for the camera. I also managed…

I mean for an entry-level car, I’m not expecting the moon. Gas takes a big bite out of my paycheck and I’m not at the income level where I can afford to not pay attention to it. The X intrigues me about its promised efficiency, and I would definitely like it to succeed so Mazda will make a 6-cylinder version that will…

I’m waiting to see what this vaunted Skyactiv X engine is gonna be like.

I think there’s a big gap between being able to afford $10k down and “fuck you money”.

I sort of did this with my school loans. This was during the time of cheap interest rates, and the rate of return in the market was still pretty guaranteed. I’d make the minimum monthly payment on my loans (that’s principal + interest), and put the rest of my discretionary into investment vehicles. The cost…

Where does one get 150% match on a 401k? Mine goes up to 5%

So yeah, I’m not afraid of this Texas air force. Their ground units on the other hand..

But if younger Cap lives just as old Cap did, wouldn’t there now be two Caps: young Cap and Sam?

You mean like how Buck Showalter gifted a solid Yankees team when he got fired?

My question is, are these guys armed? They’re just an expensive bunch of kamikazes if not.

Is that at least less taxes, since, you know, no tax dollars were used to fix said pothole?

It’s probably just the medical part of my brain, but the sign-off line should’ve been “Does this Focus SVT give you SVT?”

Laquan could probably do away with the heated seat requirement to widen the pool, and just pick up an aftermarket seat cushion on Amazon. I’ve got one that plugs into the cigarette lighter that not only warms my ass during frigid NJ winters, but cools it down during the dog days of summer too. Just..don’t pass gas…

Puig escaped Cuba. It’s going to take more than Cincinnati to hold him back.

This was a missed opportunity.

Frankly, I’m not entirely willing to put my finger anywhere near something dark.

This isn’t nearly the same, but I took the Continental flight from EWR-HKG flight on a 777-200ER, and it wasn’t jam-packed. I don’t remember how many people were on the flight, but I remember each of us having three seats to ourselves (if you’ve never been, the coach seats in a 777 are three, three, and three in each…

This might be the only time in recent memory where we could say, not sarcastically, good job, Florida.