That wasn’t smart.

Isn’t that precisely what happened?

So on a complete tangent, I work in an ER and Carly throwing some catnip into the hookah reminded me of a patient who drank something called “Catnip Cocktail”. Mind you, this isn’t some branded human thing. No, it’s actually made for cats. And she drank it. Her reaction was similar to Carly’s right after she took the…

I think we need Uncle Jesse’s take on all this.

Given the state of RU Football, that just underscores the point even more.

Something tells me that this is exactly what Elon Musk’s flamethrower was designed for.

I’m all for the small headlight designs, especially in this age of LEDs. Some of you (I’m especially looking at you Jeep fuckers with your aftermarket, grille-mounted spotlights) seem to think that blinding all the rest of us makes you safer.

I kinda want to see the Honda’s headlights move as it follows the road. It would be really creepy and really cool at the same time.

I think he’s going to have a wakeup call when he reaches college and realizes he’s not as great as everyone’s told him. He might also get his ass literally beat by some other kid with a penchant for handing them out to those who talk too much smack.

So he’d fit in perfectly in the NBA..

Am I the only one who sees a resemblance?

I feel like the Mustang reputation is a deserved one, if you grew up with the Mustang Bros of the late-90s to early-00s in the Northeast like I did. Coffee can mufflers to give the seeming illusion of power and muscle, but invariably spun out on the shoulder of the local highway, or wrapped around a pole by teenagers…

The back end of that hatch looks like Jay Leno’s chin mated with a nonplussed, squashed Decepticon.

Counterpoint: that C pillar is on the passenger side too, and I crane my neck 150 degrees that way fairly often.

Take your star, you magnificent bastard

Well that’s one club who won’t be vying for his services next season!

Regarding the CBD gummies, can we just put a disclaimer to go easy on those things? I know they’re gummies and all, but that stuff can really kick your butt if you’re not careful.

Regarding the CBD gummies, can we just put a disclaimer to go easy on those things? I know they’re gummies and all,…

This is (part) of the reason why I never tell anyone I went to Rutgers. During the Schiano-era no less!