Derek Murphy at Marathon Investigation poured over the video of the race

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Look, I been buying computers and parts for a long time. Much like buying a new car, even if you bought the shiniest one at the time, something newer and shinier is ALWAYS a few months behind it. That’s just the game.

Meanwhile, at Madison Square Garden ...

That's the pilot that drives a BMW.

Amateurs

And just like modern BMWs, they are stuck in the shop with broken sensors that are waiting to be fixed by the manufacturer after being forced to admit they fucked up.

And how the heck do you even leave a snarky note on the windshield wiper of one of these? So much level of unfair.

And none of the 737 line has turn signals. 

BMW drivers dream to have this level of asshat parking job

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

I agree...from the article-

I am really getting to a point in life I would rather buy something minty, take pride in keeping it minty, and just cruise the back-roads on a nice day.  

It’s funny to me that several of the Avengers in that game look like famous actors, just not the ones from the movies.  Thor looks like Gerard Butler, Cap looks like Scott Caan, and Black Widow looks like Cobie Smulders.

That reminds me of the first time I tried to make a mojito. (Actually I think it’s the only time.) I thought it seemed like a lot of rum, and it wasn’t until I was done and tasted it that I realized the recipe I was using was for a pitcher, not a glass.

When I was a kid, I used to love to eat sugar straight out of the container. I’d sometimes take spoonfuls of it and just down it.
One day, for some reason, we had a container filled with salt that looked to my 6-year-old eyes exactly like the one we used for sugar. I ate a heaping spoonful.
To this day, I get the chills…

I accidentally used salt once.  Don’t use salt.

First time I made Kool-Aid, I thought the little pack was for ONE glass, no sugar. It blew my entire face off. My confusion only grew when my older sister took the remaining liquid and poured it into a pitcher, adding a gang of sugar.

Collector habits just kind of puzzle me. For whatever reason, it’s never really clicked for me, at least not for very long. And on the rare occasion where I made a run on something I decided I wanted, it didn’t take long for me to look at all the stuff I’d gotten and have no idea what to do with it all.

As a kid I once threw out two whole batches of vile-tasting Kool-Aid before I realized I’d forgotten to add sugar.