Nope. Absolutely not. I’d rather listen to Suzyn Waldman do the play by play, and bring back Kim Jones for sidekick duties. Better yet, move Michael Kay to the radio booth, and have the rest rotate play by play duties (listening to Paul O’Neill is a riot). Hell, bring ARod back and bring that booth even more…

Given most of us know how big an MLB baseball is, this woman’s hands must be tiny.

Gray doesn’t do it for me though. I know I’m sitting in the car and all while I’m with it, so the color shouldn’t matter, but if I want to find it in the parking lot sea of shades of gray, it’s gotta be red. I don’t care how much extra the insurance will cost, or how many times I’ll get pulled over.

This is me except with Ovaltine and hot chocolate.

Honestly, that’s the end game of consumerism as a whole.

I don’t know about you, but fuck, I’m old.

The movie’s out?

There should be, right? There was that sequence when the protagonist started dismembering his way through all the troopers on the outside platform.

I used to hit ~30mpg mixed in my dad’s ‘89 Acura Legend (2.5L - I think - V6) with a 5-speed stick. No idea what the power numbers were by the time I started driving it though, which was around 2005. 

It’s either full spare, or no spare at all. Nothing in between.

That’s why you go with the timeless ones, like Star Wars, flowers, or some super-geometric design akin to a Magic Eye puzzle.

Is it possible to demote an entire major league team to the minors?

How soon before the Republicans start saying that Garland should recuse himself for “being too close to the case” or some other such horsesh*t?

I look forward to when Syndergaard hits FA, the Yankees get tied to vying for his services, and he chooses to go elsewhere because Steinbrenner didn’t open the vault.

Pitcher put it right on the money and Vlad Jr. still got around on it. Are his hips made of whatever Gumby was?

Flipping others the bird is one thing, but throwing them is on a completely different level.

I was similarly annoyed at the lack of headphone jack, but I got the phone primarily for the camera. I also managed to come out slightly ahead by picking up a used Pixel XL and trading it in for credit, but that’s neither here nor there. The point is, not having the headphone jack has cost me flexibility and now I…

I was similarly annoyed at the lack of headphone jack, but I got the phone primarily for the camera. I also managed…

I mean for an entry-level car, I’m not expecting the moon. Gas takes a big bite out of my paycheck and I’m not at the income level where I can afford to not pay attention to it. The X intrigues me about its promised efficiency, and I would definitely like it to succeed so Mazda will make a 6-cylinder version that will…

I’m waiting to see what this vaunted Skyactiv X engine is gonna be like.

I think there’s a big gap between being able to afford $10k down and “fuck you money”.