I sort of did this with my school loans. This was during the time of cheap interest rates, and the rate of return in the market was still pretty guaranteed. I’d make the minimum monthly payment on my loans (that’s principal + interest), and put the rest of my discretionary into investment vehicles. The cost…

Where does one get 150% match on a 401k? Mine goes up to 5%

So yeah, I’m not afraid of this Texas air force. Their ground units on the other hand..

You mean like how Buck Showalter gifted a solid Yankees team when he got fired?

My question is, are these guys armed? They’re just an expensive bunch of kamikazes if not.

Is that at least less taxes, since, you know, no tax dollars were used to fix said pothole?

It’s probably just the medical part of my brain, but the sign-off line should’ve been “Does this Focus SVT give you SVT?”

Laquan could probably do away with the heated seat requirement to widen the pool, and just pick up an aftermarket seat cushion on Amazon. I’ve got one that plugs into the cigarette lighter that not only warms my ass during frigid NJ winters, but cools it down during the dog days of summer too. Just..don’t pass gas…

Puig escaped Cuba. It’s going to take more than Cincinnati to hold him back.

This was a missed opportunity.

Frankly, I’m not entirely willing to put my finger anywhere near something dark.

This isn’t nearly the same, but I took the Continental flight from EWR-HKG flight on a 777-200ER, and it wasn’t jam-packed. I don’t remember how many people were on the flight, but I remember each of us having three seats to ourselves (if you’ve never been, the coach seats in a 777 are three, three, and three in each…

This might be the only time in recent memory where we could say, not sarcastically, good job, Florida.

That wasn’t smart.

Isn’t that precisely what happened?

So on a complete tangent, I work in an ER and Carly throwing some catnip into the hookah reminded me of a patient who drank something called “Catnip Cocktail”. Mind you, this isn’t some branded human thing. No, it’s actually made for cats. And she drank it. Her reaction was similar to Carly’s right after she took the…

I think we need Uncle Jesse’s take on all this.

Given the state of RU Football, that just underscores the point even more.

Something tells me that this is exactly what Elon Musk’s flamethrower was designed for.

I’m all for the small headlight designs, especially in this age of LEDs. Some of you (I’m especially looking at you Jeep fuckers with your aftermarket, grille-mounted spotlights) seem to think that blinding all the rest of us makes you safer.