56? Jaysus.....let me be as awesome as her at 56.

I respect this list. Not exactly what I would choose or the order, but I get it.

EXCEPT: lose that terrible, horrible "Moulin Rouge" dreck, and replace it with one of several that didn't make this list, like "Grease, " or "Mary Poppins," or "Chicago," or my pick "All That Jazz."

Am I only person in the English speaking world who thought Moulin Rouge was awful?

How could you leave out Uncle Fucker?!

THAT WOULD RUIN MY BIRTHDAYYYYYY

Nope, nope, nope. Thanksgiving is not a thing in this country; January 25th is my husband's birthday and three weeks after my daughter's birthday; New Year's would be weird without Christmas and it's Burn's Night on 25 January. That haggis won't toast itself, you know.

No. My birthday is January 27th. It is the perfect birthday day. This would screw that up for me. I must disagree wholeheartedly with this article.

"YOU SHUT YOUR DANG MOUTH!" - People with birthdays mid-January

please tell me this guy:

White Men Will Whitely Teach You About Their Whitual Whiteness

Ditto for my brother. When he was a really little kid, he was riding too fast on his bike and flipped over his handlebars while going down a hill. He landed on part of his head. The emergency room doctors said that his helmet saved his life! He was bruised and scraped, but all other tests came back negative for…

Great list!

I'll tell you what, after three college degrees, I see my brain as a depository of a lot of valuable information priced at nearly six-figures.

Given the large number of Jews that manage not to act like this, I suggest the better term would be "Utter Asshats." The proud traditions of Asshattery extend back centuries!

One day, you, too, will be old, Doug. And if you're lucky, you'll still be having sex. Hopefully by then you'll be embarrassed at being such a shithead about the olds when you were young. Humility comes to us all if we live long enough.

I don't think I know anyone who owns a mandoline who hasn't cut off a chunk of finger. And that includes experienced chefs. So, solidarity?

Oh duh! It wasn't coming to mind.