Okay, so I am in a bad mood, granted, but this is so far out of my ken as an ordinary citizen that I am not feeling it. I understand that women actors in Hollywood are up in arms over smaller paychecks than their male counterparts are granted and well they should be, but how does this impact us as a whole? So Jennifer…

That is a smooshable face!

This, so far, is the most “barrrooooo?” moment of them all. Now I know how Emergency Backup Dog feels every minute of every day (that dog is dumb and easily confused by things like air and her food dish).

SO NOW SHE IS PRETENDING TO BE JEWISH TOO

The court opinion also noted that Dolezal claimed that the university’s decision to remove some of her artworks from a February 2001 student exhibition was “motivated by a discriminatory purpose to favor African-American students over” her.

The more this story unfolds, the more my head tilts like a dog who has heard something curious but incomprehensible.

The court opinion also noted that Dolezal claimed that the university’s decision to remove some of her artworks from a February 2001 student exhibition was “motivated by a discriminatory purpose to favor African-American students over” her.

HA! My greyhound will come up to get petted and just hook his hips over your knee so that he’s stable enough for good solid butt scratching. No humping, and the red rocket doesn’t come out, but there’s definitely dog dick on you. Me and my family call it Penis Time.

I know I’ve told this story before, but this is my dog, who flat out adored my boyfriend until he decided to move out without telling me after nine years together. When he came back a week later to get the last of his stuff, she flat out ignored him and wouldn’t even get up off the couch when he called. He was devastat…

My dog has a very unfortunate way of showing people he loves and accepts them. He just puts his penis on them. Doesn’t hump. Just places his penis on your knee, foot, arm, whatever appendage is available, and looks at you like “whaddup. That’s ma DICK.”

My dog has the best bitch face ever. She’s incredible and judges the hell out of everyone, myself included. And if you’re mean to me, she WILL bite you!

Judging us for judging his Warriors jersey—what the heck are YOU looking at?!

I’m reading Bill Bryson’s “In A Sunburnt Country,” about Australia and have discovered the harmlessly-named “box jellyfish” (sounds like a snack), which happens to be the most lethal creature in the world. I like my ocean from a boat.

I’m all in favor of banning teens, but I think this is taking it a bit far.

Cheekbones and the timber/timbre of their voices. Plus TH makes me think of a golden retriever, he’s just so cute and wiggly.

Since when is pay based on Need? It’s no bosses business why someone wants a raise, only why they deserve a raise based on their work.

I reported to my boss’s boss just yesterday that my boss (are you still with me?) told me in multiple salary negotiations that I don’t “need” more money because I’m a young woman with no children. Although I only mentioned it him for context in my current salary negotiations, I’ve been unsettled ever since that I did…

Wait! Could this be why women are often afraid to use official channels to report sexual harassment? Nah. Probably just lying sluts.

After he was fired, Kozak drove to his apartment to retrieve his gun and returned to the mall where he shot and killed the woman.