Damn near made coffee come out of my nose with this.

Rami was just a bit off balance, since the Oscar statue probably weighs more than he does.

I'm so happy she won! But I did feel bad for Glenn Close, its kinda awkward when you wear the big gold dress clearly thinking you're about to have your Oscar moment, only to walk away empty-handed.

“What in the world is New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft thinking?! And worse, what’s he doing?!!!!”

“Nobody believed in us.”

Only a really rich person would voluntarily not eat for hours and then talk about how much time they have without framing it around meals. #bye

When we were looking for pup to enjoy being outside with us in the winters, we looked into getting a Husky, but didn’t have the space. Tried to find an Alaskan Klee Kai (mini Husky?), no luck. Found this guy, runt of his litter, last to be adopted, sheds like crazy!

Here’s my Siberian Husky buddy, Linux. He’s 5. Finally learned that naps are pretty cool. He’s a good boy with bad habits that stem from my boyfriend having acquired him while living with 5 other early-twenties dudes who had ZERO interest in enforcing training rules (like no human food for the doggy). Now we just have…

I’ve owned a Siberian for 12 years and let me tell you....NOTHING prepares you for the maintenance and attention they require. Took me forever to outdoor train him, and the hair sheds off in HUGE amounts. Amazing dogs tho, and one of the most intelligent out there. Here he is!

No, we’re Great Again™.

Batshit wackos are everywhere, but the fact that one can create a baseless company valued at $9 billion and another can become President of the United States is unsettling. Has America gotten dumber, greedier, more gullible or all of the above?

Ha ha, once I heard my husband ( chief of fire dept) on the phone with a lady wanting him to deploy the ladder truck to rescue a cat in a tree. He tried reasoning with her, no dice. Then I heard him say, “ All due respect, ma’am, but have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?”

If they go around tranqulising all of the cougars they find, it’s really going to mess with the California dating scene.

Speaking of, I bet Bryan Adams fucking hates this guy

I also feel like all the complaining about his ‘straight relationship’ with Mary is downplaying what was in fact a very significant relationship... to the point that when he died he left her a large part of his fortune, including a share of the publishing and his home in London, which she still lives in today.... so…

Freddie Mercury met Mary Austin in 1969 and they dated and were friends for 22 years until his death in 1991 and he left a significant chunk of his estate to her. He met Jim Hutton in the 1980s, didn’t get along at the start, then they dated for his last seven years. Hutton and Mercury did not spend 20 years together…

From what I’ve read, Freddie took Princess Diana to ONE gay bar on ONE night. While it would have been fun to have that little bit in the movie, it doesn’t appear it happened more than once while you make it sound like this was more. Personally, I think the movie was a fine run-of-the-mill rock biography. Yes, his…

11/10 would watch Bean’s shitty rom com.

-or is it men have the worst taste in black chyna.