“That’s not like him...” they say.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

I highkey really hope Mindy Kaling’s daughter’s dad is BJ Novak.

Thank you for joining me for this episode of my podcast, Things That Are None Of My Fucking Business. 

I like the assumption that we’ll have any choice in the matter. Any encounter we have with aliens will probably end up more like Ms. Rafferty’s experience than anything remotely pleasant.

Here’s an anecdote from Wikipedia about Dolly Parton, “I Will Always Love You” and Elvis Presley:

THE BEST BOY, and Jon just walks off like a fucking popstar abandoning his pet monkey at the airport in Germany (#NeverForget, Beiber, you dick). Ghost ran headfirst into a zombie horde for you, Jon, and lost his ear, and you’re gonna just fuck off without PETTING HIS BEAUTIFUL HEAD? Fuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuu. This…

JON, SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR VERY GOOD BOY. What a fuckin turd. Justice for Ghost, a Very Good Boy.

No, no. You’re just mistaken.

This episode started out well and then took a hard left into cheap twists. SMDH, as the kids say. So Many Disappointments Herein. 

The song..........is bad. The video isn’t great either but the song! Woof.

Being at Coachella at all is like having 10,000 lemons thrown at your face.

She’s so tiny, a key lime would’ve been more appropriate I mean honestly

I completely read the title as

It’s considered profoundly uncouth in the UK to answer “How was your holiday?” with anything other than a laundry list of complaints about the weather/food/people/smell etc.

I think it’s a particularly stupid American idea that everyone needs to waste their money on housing in order to prove their worth as good little capitalists. That I have to be defensive and have an excuse for it to be OK for me to live with my mom is absurd. I would live with my mom even if I didn’t have this mental…

I really really thought we’d put all that “living with your parents is super lame” thing behind us already. There are so many valid reasons why people choose to live with their parents!

I said this in a comment that will probably say in the grays because Dirt Bag is no longer that fun and therefore is less popular, but I live with my mom because (like Pete) I have a serious, chronic mental illness. I am also employed and we share living expenses. But no one cares about me as much as my mom does, and…

Plus it certainly sounds like a little stability could help him after his roller coaster of a last two years - addiction treatment, mental health issues, constant reporting on his romantic life.

Should I point out that Pete has a serious mental illness, and that living with a parent is maybe not the worst/most pathetic idea for an employed, single adult who struggles with suicidal ideation and other self-harm issues? No? We’re going to continue making fun of everything this person does, even though he’s…

So what? Maybe he likes his mom? Maybe she keeps him grounded. I truly think that people who haven’t lost a parent can’t understand how much that experience makes you value the one you have left.