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I don't know these shoes.

Who? 

Who?

Is anyone else like at the end of their tolerance for her sobbing?  And her and Cooper like falling all over each other in tears about how amazing they are?  I am so over it.  Calm down guys, you just made a movie.  The fourth iteration of said movie even.  It was good but jfc they need to chill. 

Except Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga’s thirst level was beyond anyone else’s and made me physically uncomfortable.

Can we start a GoFundMe or notify David Tutera to make sure she gets her dream wedding? 

She changed her name from Kelly to Kelleth. That tells me everything I need to know.

Her wedding site has a registry, but no way for me to throw money at her! LILLY! LET ME LOVE YOU!

“A private dick, hired by Bezos, a public dick”

Flannel everything!

Okay, pissing contest story time: I was in undergrad with a girl who had some tattooed Mandarin (?I’m not clear on character usage) characters on her feet in diagonal slants where the straps of a flip flop sandal would go. They looked great, so I asked her what they meant. She told me they straight up said “Fur /

Your library is fascinating.

Only during the playoffs.

Yes, come to North Carolina and view the majestic wild Newfies in their native habitat. :) 

Neanderthals beat you to it.

It’s pretty obvious what happened.  There was no bear.  It was Bigfoot.

Psst. Hey, everyone. It’s okay to like Rent. I know, I know, a lot of folks crap on nowadays. But, maybe like me, you grew up in the 90's and lived in the margins with the wierdos and outcasts. Or, maybe you were LGBTQ than and having something so mainstream celebrating your identity back than was thrilling. Maybe you

Could be worse, she could be in the cell with the monsters who left food and water in the desert so that immigrants wouldn’t die.

You could have just not typed this out, you know.  What the fuck was the point?  Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ, people like you are why we can’t have nice things.