Shrayber. His Twitter handle is @MShrayber. I follow him but he doesn’t tweet super often. He’s missed around here, even though he wrote that article that traumatized me. (You all know the one.)

He pours it on Mother during intimacy.

How much time and money and effort are they spending on all this, when they could just trot her out for a five-minute live press conference/statement saying, “See? I’m fine. Now leave me alone.” It’s almost like she’s not alive or something...

“Jezebel is a feminist website,” Riffer adds in his letter. “It should not be a tool to allow one woman (Remini) to harass another woman (Mrs. Miscavige), her husband and her religion.”

Is it normal for legal letters to contain exclamation points and...so many feelings?

She is my spirit movie star.

It is so funny to me when celebrities try talk about CGI-heavy movies with a straight face. Acting is hilarious!

Okay, I did see this movie, after reading all the criticism about it and you know what? It’s a damn good movie, very enjoyable, and Rami Malek does an amazing job. I don’t think they make it look like his sexuality is why he died, but they don’t focus a lot on his death in general. They focus on his life, which…

I’m not sure Aaliyah would have made a great Freddie, but I guess we’ll never know.

I don’t know what I’m going to cry about, but I know I will. 

A bat literally flew into my mouth once when I was rollerblading.

Sadly, I did not do anything awesome.

I used to work in a psychology department at a university and back in the day, the head of school used to give nearly everyone in the department a fresh goose for xmas dinner. Why did he have so many geese? He purposely selected geese for his animal studies so he could gift their carcasses when the study was over. 

I agree with some of what you’ve said here, but the Jason Momoa thing happened this year, maybe last depending on how long production took. It wasn’t ten years in the past- he defaced his coworker’s property because she wasn’t paying enough attention to him within the last 18 months. He deserves to be dragged for…

Bill 

One of them can use the veil as a moving van/hobo bindle after the divorce.

Oh my god I had tea at Julian Gough’s house almost 20 years ago, shortly before his first novel was published; he was an internet friend of a friend of mine and I came along with her to meet him in case he was a creep (he was not, he was perfectly pleasant and welcoming and served us digestive biscuits). I forgot any…