This line of thinking keeps a lot of parents in terrible marriages. Kids can and do thrive in ALL types of families.

actually, i think the only thing the machine allows you to vote for is Boobs

“I guess they’re the best because they win the most games.”

Except for the Carolina Panthers WYTS.  This only has 50% more floral prints than anything involving Cam Newton.

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

Mrs. Lucielle Bluth has rightfully dismissed the entire line as a cheap and tawdry Chanel/St. John knock-off. 

This is my favorite cross over ever. All of the hate and vitriol of WYTS, with 100% more floral prints. Perfection. *insert loud, Italian, finger kisses here

I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

“Bow to the daddy”

Did you suck all the joy out of your workplace? If not, it’s not really the Belichick experience.

Many years ago, I was behind some college-aged customer in line and he was asked by the sandwich artist what kind of cheese he wanted. “Just the regular...triangle cheese.”

This harassment of Grande is hitting me very hard due to a personal parallel. I left a shitty relationship of 5 years due to the substance abuse issues and chronic unemployment of my partner. I worked 2 jobs to support us, he refused to get help, wouldn’t apply to jobs that were “beneath” him (or would apply, get an…

My ex said I abandoned him. I watched him slowly kill himself, and would wake up every morning wondering if he would be breathing when I went to check on him. Then when he did get sober, he suddenly had all kinds of issues with who I was as a person.

How is Augustus Waters not on this list? I am outraged! Outraged, I tell you!

My $0.02:  Take out Pratt and put in O’Dowd, and call it a day.

she reportedly admitted she had poisoned him with eyedrops, putting it in his food.

Government officials in Dubai are reportedly blaming “food poisoning” for the incident

There was the famous Australian Tourist Board responses to questions, some of which confused Australia with Austria. This was also my introduction to Drop Bears.

this is far more charming than when my wife did it in our home.

If you take a picture of someone in public and post it to mock them, and they aren’t being racist or sexist or committing a crime that hurts someone, you’re an asshole.