I know!!!!!!! I honestly love that about myself.
Oh, so the catsuit isn’t feminine enough? How bout a motherfucking BLACK SWAN TUTU??? SAY I’M NOT FEMININE AGAIN!
Here’s the first pic I’ve really been waiting for: Helena Bonham Carter as 1960s Princess Margaret! Who better to play midlife rebel Margaret hanging out with rock stars and no longer giving a damn? Casting coup.
Hot damn. She looks better less than a year after almost dying in childbirth than I ever looked in my entire life.
1) My first, instinctive reaction to this headline, “Oh, will you PLEASE FUCK OFF!!!”
7. She goes to a Halloween party in blackface, and is shot by a cop who pulls her over for driving while black.
I’m planning on wearing an outfit that cost much much less....
Last year I bought this series on eBay because I was determined to have the versions with that terrifying artwork for my children. I am currently childless, but you can bet your ass I’m saving those to fuck up my future kids.
It sucks you had to post this the day we had to put our lab mix down. RIP Sugarfoot. Best doggie ever.
Buy some juice and pour it on yourself.
They’ll take my alcohol when they pry it from my cold, drunk hand.
No one gets out alive. Might as well be drunk.
Meh. In 6 months there will be another study that says drinking two glasses of wine a day increases you life expectancy by 20 years.
It turns out we’re all going to die.
Well I for one think the Blue Lagoon children really grew up nicely.
“And we just got an evacuation thing.”
Orange County, God, click bait, “people” named Savannah, Everleigh and Cole. The new VC Andrews novel sounds like shit.
These two look like they were grown in a laboratory somewhere