I’m pretty sure this what black people think white people talk about all day.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Oh my fucking God. Dude, ask your wife what she’s comfortable with. If she says it’s fine and everything can be handled, then go and have a nice weekend relaxing before an incredibly busy (but rewarding) period of your life. If she says she’s uncomfortable with you going, then stay the fuck home. This shit isn’t hard.…

The last question is the most important one.

Not long after that interview, Dominic West publicly supported Wilson’s comments and said he’d take a pay cut for a woman co-star on an indie project “as long as resources are limited.” West told Variety, “But in a long-running TV show money is not a problem and there’s no excuse for it.” Hmm, okay.

And now that I’ve fallen down the SNL rabbit hole on Youtube, here are more recent favorites:

Poor Ivanka! She must have felt like a baby separated from her mother and put in a cage. *hugs*

Huh. Maybe that’s why she tried to unilaterally change the definition of “complicit.”

it’s called the 80's. And it was the bestest time for hair.  :)

Mitch Hedlund of the nonprofit Recycle Across America

Happy birthday to yooooou!

Nobody, it’s a stick-free environment!

Excuse you, I’m a #bossbabe making at least 1500 dollars a month working from home, teaching everyone about the value that NUTRIA can have on their lives. How dare you not support my entrepreneurial spirit?

But would probably be spelled NVTRYA.

“Nutria” sounds like one of those pyramid scheme clubs your high school classmate is always posting about on Facebook where you sell overpriced vitamin-enhanced powdered drink mixes to your friend’s grandma.

I know you didn’t mean anything by this comment, but still. I’m someone who’s the only single person in their social circle (I’m 25, it’s just that literally everyone I know coupled up as soon as college ended), who’s been on-and-off dating apps for a few years, and who wants to be in a relationship, or at least to hav…

Makes a nice hat

To be fair, testicles are pretty gross at any age.

Oh, like they’re all pressed and smooth at any age. The bigger issue is the fact that I hear they migrate south like a Canadian goose as you get older.

For some reason it’s bugging me (and I’m not sure why) that someone traveled all the way to Greece and waited 80 minutes for a hamburger in Lindsay Lohan’s restaurant.