My son plays competive youth baseball and we were at a tournament in SC a couple years ago and they had walk up music.

Here in Denver, by far the most excited a baseball crowd ever gets during the game is when everyone belts out “I don’t want to lose your love......toniiiiiiiiiiight!” every time folk hero Charlie Blackmon walks up. More players need to make power ballads a thing for their intro music.

Bad Company by Bad Company from the album Bad Company

I love “people” names for pets. The more mundane the better, so Mark, Tina, etc. get my stamp of approval.

would you like to place a bet on me ever leading a story on Jez with Kim again because i’ll win

Nice to see that people are finally catching up to us rational people who didn’t have time for Kim Kardashian 10+ years ago.

I really don’t want to be reading about her Greek nightclub/money laundering front in 15yrs.

When we were about 14 or so, we had one enterprising friend that set up a porn theater in his garage, complete with rows of seats, a sheet screen and the projector set up in the back of the space. I remember we were watching a particular film entitled “The Maid is Made” when his father burst in and we scattered like…

At 14 I was dumped via a note passed in class, several people read it before it got to me and I was mortified. I cannot even imagine how she’s handling all this at such a young and vulnerable age. I hope has a very good therapist, she seems very sweet and smart and I really don’t want to be reading about her Greek…

Tom Cruise has been in a bubble since before the internet.

I love Nicole Kidman’s Australian calmness about that giant-ass spider while her children shriek in the background.

My Guatemalenness, my natural heat

You afraid of my Guatemalenness

“You do, Fosse Fosse Fosse!”

Here’s the dick pic she was flashing.

Their Indian wedding ceremony is going to last longer then they have been dating.

This zoo is in denial. 

But the panda and the lion are real, right?

I love the phrase “secret ceremony”. I know it just means that they kept it private, but it makes me think of a shadowy rite involving candles, black robes, ominous chanting, and a surprising amount of blood.

You know she’s devastated.