you sure know your skittles from smarties, homefries!

I know that all of those words were in English, and yet I still do not understand.

Tell ‘em what they’ve won!!

Au Fudge sounds like the name of a business that could have been glimpsed in the background of a Simpsons episode for five seconds in the early seasons and took the writers all night to think of (I’ve watched a lot of early Simpsons DVDs with writer commentary).

This is the gayest news ever. Every time this album is played a fairy will get it’s wings, and I’m LIVING for it.

At least he won’t have to deal with any Sand this time.

I don’t know why Ivanka's fashion line isn’t selling. Her clothes are simple yet elegant and very wearable.

Google “joke”

This will now be known as the Frances Bean Cobain rule.

I am disturbed by the fact that you, a cat, have learned to use Kinja.

My sister recently took her life. It’s been devastating. Through the highs and lows of extreme grief, the only constant is the guilt and regret. I can’t even imagine what it would be life if people weren’t reassuring me but blaming me. I don’t know if I’d survive it.

Thanks for posting this. They saved my life this week. I am extremely grateful. 

Was on a bus and the woman said no thanks, I’m just fat to the woman who offered her a, seat. I smiled at her and gave her a thumbs up. That’s bravery and giving no fucks right there. I really want to be her

“I’m not blaming, but [blames]"

“im not blaming, but....”

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline:

I’m guessing these trolls have never known the pain of a friend or family member taking their life. Having gone to a funeral less than a week ago for a family member who died by suicide I can tell them that every goddamn person who walked by that casket probably asked themselves what they could have done differently…

~hello, darkness, my old friend~

There is no good place to post this but I kind of need to. I lost my heart dog today, most likely to cancer. He was still kind of himself, but he had stopped eating and we couldn’t keep putting him through different ways to support him and get him to eat while he starved to death. Both my husband and I got to be home…

“They’re never going to get married because they think marriage is too mainstream,” the source said.