I can’t help but think of SJP in SATC saying “it’s a pear shaped diamond...with a gold band”.

What’s crazy is that our 2024 President will likely to come from this list...

If this ring is “designed,” then my kitchen junk drawer is “carefully curated.”

It's a no for me dawg.

I think with that ring you could successfully open the Bifrost

If we can agree with Carrie on anything, it’s that pear shaped diamonds are the absolute worst. Throwing up is the only reaction.

My husband’s reaction to me giving birth wasn’t nearly so eloquent: “Wow, I’ve never heard anyone scream that loud before.”

They are keeping it really low key, she only makes him wear the I ♥ T.S. shirt around the house.

Or dads

Also, all of your guesses are wrong.

It’s a 10,000 year old cantankerous and poorly dubbed witch and her army of evil, incompetent space aliens.

Don’t worry though, she’s going to focus her attention on a city that looks like late 80's Tokyo 90% of the time but is, apparently, somewhere in Southern California. Even…

Well our vaginas do fall out when we hear swear words, so thank god for these “gentleman”

I actually think that’s really smart. I do not appreciate the image you shared. My ear holes hurt just looking at it.

I turn 37 in a few months, I guess I better start looking at walkers and walk-in bathtubs.

what’s ER

My skin actually crawled reading this. I’ve defriended people over so, so much less.

made appearances on TV shows like The Golden Girls

Are you a grown woman who still has issues past and present with a narcissist mother? If you are in any way you’ll apperciate “Sharp Objects.”

Just a basic bitch here...

I saw an interview with George Lucas from 1983. He was doing promo for the upcoming release of “Return of the Jedi”. He owned all the IP and financed the movie himself.

All I care about is that Bobby’s still here.  Amen.