Golly, i wonder what could possibly be making people feel suicidal these days. In addition to increasing alcoholism, drug use, depression, and insomnia. It's like there's something that has happened that is causing more than half the country to feel bereft and hopeless.

I second this. AFE is everything beautiful about life in a digestible podcast form. You need it in your life.

Ian Karmel! He hosts one of my favorite podcasts, All Fantasy Everything, y’all should check that shit out if you’re looking for a new podcast to get addicted to.

Because the child should read that at age nine while snooping in mom’s diary, as is tradition.

It’s one for every child he fathered outside of the marriage?

Have you tried mixing in some weights and masturbation?

“Since a startling brush with violent suicidal ideation at age 12, the isolating and sadly crucial science of preventing myself from lying on the floor in a fetal position and never getting back up has been my life’s most invisible work.”

It has very much negatively impacted my day! Cheers!

I need to know the story of the girl in the back row. You know, the one wearing a SHARK SUIT on The Bachelor. She’s either crazy or a hero.

>“The very idea of any person auditioning to be in a relationship is so demeaning. I refuse for anyone to spread the idea that I lack the integrity to choose my own relationships...”

I can’t wait to see this, but I think I’m going to have to delay it so I don’t terrify children by ugly crying. I just went through a fairly awful time while my Mom was in ICU on life support and... well let’s suffice to say as kind of the go to ‘handler’ of things and stuff, I haven’t had a full on melt down yet, but…

Geez white people, if you don’t “get” the bun thing, just pretend it’s a bag of Cheetos, a pork chop, or a pumpkin spiced latte, to help it resonate with you.

I call those Schrodinger’s dates - until there’s a place and time, the date both does and does not exist.

It’s completely ridiculous to put the US anywhere near the top 10 in the world on this type of list. I understand we’re not where we should be in terms of equality but putting us on this list really diminishes the plight of millions of women in 3rd world countries that literally risk their lives trying to escape their …

We’re seriously expected to believe that women are worse off here than in El Salvador? Gimme a fuckin break

I think Drake uses the Taylor Swift handbook for dating: create drama for songs. Can’t wait for Drake’s next song “Family Emergency” 

Oh. That is a good one. I should try that some time.