“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

I’m sure this pharmacist will happily fill scripts for boner pills, because those are for real medical needs unlike us ladies with our hysterical lady problems.

This pharmacist should be fucking fired. I’m so sick of this “conscience clause” bullshit.

1. That pharmacist is an asshole. 2. He’s not a doctor, he has no business deciding what medications people take or don’t take. 3. Why become a pharmacist if you have objections to certain prescriptions? If I claimed I wouldn’t do some part of my job because I didn’t feel like it, my boss would rightly tell me to stop…

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.

My one and only. P.S. Happy Pride! 

No. I watched the entire movie feeling like the CinemaSins guy. It was too much to suspend disbelief at.

Kahlua for breakfast? What a wonderful phrase! Kahlua for breakfast...ain’t no passing craze...

JVN GIF PARTY

Those jawlines, lips, and noses. They were so vain they were dating themselves. My last Ex is engaged to a girl who could be his sister, they look so much alike.

so he swapped his seat for one toward the back

True.

Oh hey! Johnny! Ex-big-fan here. I have some insight about what you’ve done to deserve all this:

Yeah I’m not sure it helps Hardwick’s case that the only women sticking up for him is his wife, whose mother is like the patron saint of Stockholm Syndrome.

I probably say this in too many comments, but they say celebrities are emotionally arrested at the age they became famous, which certainly seems to check out here. 

Then it came out that he blew his money on yachts, wine and dumb shit like every other spoiled, indulgent Hollywood Star.

Yeah so weird since Patty Hearst always seemed to have such a good head on her shoulders...

I kept trying to figure out what I’d done to deserve this.

So if Samantha Bee had worn a jacket that said “Ivanka you feckless cunt,” she could have simply said “there’s no hidden message. I hope you don’t continue to focus on my wardrobe.”