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I was absolutely convinced they had starred in a romcom together in the 90s. Then I realized I was conflating Autumn in New York and Sweet November. Worse, neither of them were comedies (in the unironic sense.)

I didn’t think I was impacted by Seattle’s weather until the sun came out again and I felt like I was a Disney princess dancing with bluebirds.

We all have to make sacrifices and scale back during these austere times.

This fall on CBS...

Charlize was amazing and Diablo is fearless.

What I took from it, this idea of “What has my life become, who am I now, and what would my younger idealistic self make of me” was perfectly served by the narrative device they used.

Your younger self wouldn’t hate you, he/she’d look out for you - cos you’re still that

A couple of years ago, the NYT interviewed some moms about their Mother’s Day experiences. One woman said her family gave her the day off. (No, really.) At the end of the day, she went into the garage to find all the dirty laundry her family said they were going to “take care” of that day.

Sounds perfect, then! BTW, between your user name and your comment ... well, no one told me there’d be math.

Yeah $190 seems pretty cheap for a fox.

Some people have all the luck.

I am 100% ok with the measures that these fine officers were forced to take. We all have to remember that America isn’t as safe as it used to be. How do we all forget all of the (so goddamn many! Seriously google them!!) fatherless Black women and men who have shot up elementary schools, high schools, movie

Releasing a crappy album didn’t help either— I’ve never been a fan of her but her previous efforts were filled with pop earworms... see also Perry, Katy.

Sorry but, Musk and Grimes together looks fucking stupid af. Them together at the Met Gala looks like an uncle taking his niece, who’s going through a rough patch as she enters puberty, out to a fancy red carpet event because Elon promised his sister he would do something nice for her after she loaned him money and

I mean, you insert yourself into every comment section so do you really not get the impulse?

Agador FU’EVAH!

hank azaria’s response to the controversy:

“I like him cause he’s honest” = “I like hearing my shitty opinions coming from someone else’s mouth because I feel it validates them”

with the talented Katie Holmes

If you’re a guy, then taking your glasses off would have a different effect: people wouldn’t know who you are and might mistake you for a superhero.

I’m going to guess it was “Hey, you heard about these new corduroy pillows? They’re really making headlines.”