I just see ads for condoms.

Who hurt you?

They’re good dogs, Brent.

I really like the epitaph for Queen Victoria’s Dash-

Plus, what about all the banks I DIDN’T rob?

The consensus is that while his behavior was clearly wrong it was not at the level of a Harvey Weinstein, James Toback or Bill Cosby.

I don’t care very much about Gwyneth and whether she got married but I will admit she looks super happy and in love in that photo. I can get behind happiness. Though a wedding produced by that creative duo sounds like a nightmare - literally.

I’m not putting anything called Mayochup in my mouth.

Ketchonnaise on the other hand...

I’d last for ages; I could happily be silent for days. I would be a widow, though, since my husband seems to think shutting up might stop his heart.

Omg brilliant, out of the grays with you!

Well, it’s the same instinct that makes you want to care for that screaming, hairless apelet and advance the species, so there’s an evolutionary offset.

omg you’re annoying. And no thanks to playing pictionary with your parents.

I vaguely had to work with them when I was in the mailroom of their management company (they were one of the few clients to actually answer the door when I came) but they were always so sweet and Channing was always so shirtless. This hits me hard.

Reeds hate winds. Twas ever thus.

i enjoyed this journey, aimee.

What does her being white have to do with anything?

I feel like I have a sort of kinship with Jennifer Garner now that I know she was a bandie (perfect heel-toe March btw) and she played a wind instrument, too. But she didn’t play flute like me, so I still don’t like her.

Hopefully only a week later. I need a Fire shell taco drowned in fire sauce.

I somehow got on a mailing list for all of Don’s “personal surveys” begging us to tell him that we all really love him. I fill them out, politely explaining why he’s an embarrassment to the Presidency, the U.S., and the entire human race, and—I know it’s petty, stupid, and pointless—when asked, “Is there anything else…

“Tiffany who?”-@realDonaldTrump