Nice joke. I knew you could pullet off.

You really could have put more than a poultry effort into these eggsasperating puns.

So they went from selling women to selling chicks? Seems a bit regressive to me but, who am I to cry fowl?

Important question.. is Chris Evans on the Snowpiercer train? That greatly affects my vote!

I am pretty sure there won’t be LIBRARIES on a SNOWPIERCER TRAIN stuffed with SOYLENT. Please stop living in the past?

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“Scared to ruin your families name” is a bit of a stretch in regards to Trump. More like adding a narrative that is completely on brand.

Didn’t care about the sex you begged to fuck my mind

Didn’t care about the sex you begged to fuck my mind, you can get addicted to a certain kind of madness

Congrats to Don’s girlfriend on getting her braces off recently!

“Get ready for the Renéessance”

3 votes for ivanka

And God saw the kinja that you had made, and, behold, it was very good.

C’mon Bundo, you know what to do....

Bible Thumper.

Good thing there’s a better book choice out there for all of us, just in time for Easter-

Who let you out of the greys?

Hi Taylor!!!

(The couple expected the bullet to be stopped by a book held up in front of Ruiz’s chest.)

Sam Claflin’s agent: “Ok, get this - it’s a moving love story where you’re gonna play a dying character who can’t move, and you’ll co-star with a woman who has to take care of you.”