One time I stood in the popcorn line there for an entire week.
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Jimmy Fallon exhausts me
I will never ever acknowledge Case as an acceptable human name
I just always assume Jude Law’s new girlfriend in the nanny.
Fancy dog though he may be, Tom Brady has such a disturbing, aggressively vacuous vibe about him that I can’t watch him speak for more than a minute or so.
Never in a million years woulda thought Kirk Cousins and Case fuckin Keenum would be the free agent QB class that everyone won’t stfu about. What a time to be alive.
Fish nuns fish nuns, roly poly fish nuns
here’s a story thats true, to restore your faith in reality: selma blair kissed my arm once.
That floof has seen things.
Very meh about everything in the closet except this.
Maybe they could take a party boat out on a lake cruise.
Trick question! They never do a good job
How are the Minnesota Vikings going to show each other that they did a good job?
He’s the dude version of Sienna Miller.
Won’t somebody think of the baseball players??
“slightly warm tubes of questionable meat sailing through the air unencumbered”
(I don’t know what that is but I like space AND wolves)
A friend of mine rounded a corner in NYC back in the 80s and crashed right into him - smashing her ice cream cone between them and against his shirt. She said he looked at her with amusement, like “Well, this is a novel way for a fan to get close.” He politely declined her offer to clean his shirt with her napkin, and…
Combat boots are always in because they are an attitude.