I owned it too but I went straight to CD (the benefit to being 15 and already a Columbia Record Club member). I sang my little gay heart away to that thing every week while mowing the lawn (and other times too but the mower offered good cover).

Idk who i hate more: you for sharing these or her for posing for these

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

What a weird little app.

I wrote this in the Deadspin article, but my daughter is 5 and has stated gymnastics. She wears glasses. Imagine how delighted she was to when I told her the gymnastics world champ wears glasses too. Morgan’s a girl of colour too- like my daughter. You never see sporty girls in glasses. My little girl is going to get…

Generally saying “I think you’re a terrible person” is a clear conversation ender. In case it wasn’t:

I’m gonna slap down that $20 and have zero regrets. No matter how trash the movie is. Idris? Big screen? Possibly in various states of undress?

I have ads coming up with shots of Idris Elba chopping wood and pulling a sled and then the word “PROTECTOR” scrolls across the screen. They’re not being subtle and I kind of appreciate that.

I have no desire to see this movie based on the plot, I hate romantic dramas, but 1. Idris Elba IS the sexiest man alive and I am getting the app with his voice, 2. Those photoshopped pictures of women and that dog with Idris have me loling at work because it seems like something I would do and then send to friends…

Kylo Ren maybe?

Just need to point out that, once again, white dude killing dozens of innocent people, but the “Muslim Ban” is what’s going to keep us all safe.

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I watched Popstar and I have to say the penis scene was pretty funny. And when he was naming EDM DJs: “Vinyl Richie, R2LSD2, LSD3PO.”

I thought the laugh track when the dragons torched half of Queens was a bit tasteless.

Sister. And love interest.

Why did a high dose of a drug affect her that way? Dunno. It’s a mystery.

Ooh, alright, time for that-time-I-got-too-high thread! I’ll start.

Would now be a good time to re-tell my story about running into Megan Mulally and Nick Offerman at Heathrow? I was happily reading and posting online with my iPad, wolfing down a burger and a pint in an airport bar at Heathrow while waiting for a flight to NY enroute to PHX. Caving in to low level stress about missing…

What’s actually disconcerting is you using of the term “fag” without batting an eye.

Tom’s problem is that Hiddleswift was hilarious and therefore people (me, it’s me) can’t stop bringing it up.