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It’s been done.

she deserves whatever she can get, just like everyone else.

Are you saying he should scale down coverage?

I just invented a new genre in my head - Hallmark Horror. I would love to see Hallmark’s take on a horror movie. The film would begin just like their cheesy Xmas movies - heroine has car trouble and has to remain in a quaint small town that is full of hot single men who all want to date her. But not all is as it

If you watch Old Yeller backwards, its a family classic about a zombie dog who becomes friends with a young boy.

A quiet, dark place? Just like Old Yeller’s final resting place.

The mention of Old Yeller was triggering, I need the rest of the day off to go lie down in a quiet, dark room.

He’s not marrying me so I don’t see what I should be excited about.

I urged my sis not to name her kid Spiritual Awakening Sun Balkenhol Smith but alas.

My apologies to all, I really only ever mean to offend Patti Stanger as a general policy.

I didn’t realize how many people have a problem with that word, first of all. Next time I’ll just use her name to express my contempt for her. And YOU, aw hell naw, I like you more and more. And again if I offended you or anyone else I am so sorry. I hide now.

I confess I never thought about the etymology. I just picked it up from Reservoir Dogs 4 thousand years ago and use it very sparingly. I didn’t mean to offend anyone by using that specific word.

I don’t want to [bombard] Anna, but I do want them to know…anything they need from me, I’m there for them. I just love [them] both.” 

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

[insert Joanne/Maureen “We’re close” gif]

RIGHT? Hand position aside, who looked at that photo and told him, “Yeah, you look totally innocent here. SUE HER!”? Because bruh, you need better friends. He looks like a stage 5 creep.

Yup. Absolutely. Every single woman on this earth knows that fucking pull away.

Ugh, that body language is making me rage out on her behalf. Fuck this guy. What a pig.