We had a pitch-in today (potluck to you fancy people) and I had 3 varieties of potato related dishes on my plate. I am not sad about it but am very sleepy.

Darren Aronofsky IS a dong. Rachel Weisz definitely upgraded when she married Daniel Craig.

I apologize for responding to my own post, but I have to say, Google images brought up some CHOICE pictures for “crystals Spencer Pratt”. They are bringing me much joy on an otherwise wretched day.

If the “crystal lady” was unavailable, I’m sure Spencer Pratt would have been glad to help.

...and is also kind of a dong.

Tom Brady

You got that Judge Joe Brown intense look in your eye
And I got that red lip, courtroom sketch that you like
And when we go to court, we file a lawsuit every time
Check out my courtroom style, my courtroom style

SAME. Except I prefer their Red Velvet, but I couldn’t give less of a fuck that it’s basically weird science food.

Halo Top is fucking delicious and I don’t care about whatever chemicals are in it. Birthday Cake is my favorite flavor. Haters gonna hate!

Me. It’s not about the quality of the snacks I consume, it’s about the quantity. I want a wine spritz and pop chips and halo top ice cream and a motherfucking salad.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

She was also fantastic in Skeleton Twins. Both she and Bill Hader were.

The decision to have (or not have) a second child was harder for me than the first.

she was really wonderful in Welcome To Me. It was a random kind of indie movie, but she made it clear that her talent for comedy is really an acting talent. She was incredible.

Some of her characters (Gilly ugh) were definitely a tad annoying but I think she’s really talented. She co-wrote Bridesmaids! How can you be annoyed by someone who co-wrote Bridesmaids!!??? YOU CAN’T. Also her Björk and Lana del Ray and impressions are flawless.

Why? She was amazing in the Diary of a Teenage Girl. I honestly don’t understand the Jez hate for Kristen fucking Wiig (??).

TBH, and this might sound weird, but I always assumed that the breakdown was inevitable after his Guardians transformation. He mentioned a few times that Faris liked to bake and liked him chunkier. And for awhile there, basically every interview he gave was about his diet and how much he hated the person he was before…

“Look at how hard I tried,nothing was ever good enough; I even made the kindest Facebook posts. When you think about it, I’m the victim here.”

It certainly seems like a most of the extra-lovey social media dumps were generated by Pratt. Not to read too much into it, but in my experience (first and secondhand) when one partner goes to great lengths to showcase their awesome, loving life to the world and the other is almost radio silent in the weeks preceding…

If they don’t make the equivalent for guys, they’re nuts.