Ha! When I worked in Boston my office window looked out onto a condo building, and there was a man that clearly home officed, because he was wandering around naked every day or bringing women back. My window didn’t have blinds, so eventually I started waiting for him to look out the window (which was directly opposite…

There’s a probably-going-to-be-upscale hotel going up across the street from my office. I fully expect that we’re going to be dealing with this once it opens in a few months. I’m thinking we will be going the insult route: make up some big Olympics-style score cards in posterboard and give very low scores.

If we’re looking for more Leah Remini, may I request a show updating us on what Stacey Carosi from Saved by the Bell is up to?

In that case, they could have fired Kevin James and replaced him with Leah Rimini

Is this really such an awful thing if it means we get more Leah Remini? I mean, yeah, someone is getting fired but... c’mon, Leah Remini.

I wore the SHIT out of these tracksuits in college. They’re the perfect pairing for when you’re so hungover you need to run out of writing class to puke in a garbage can.

I was going to argue “debilitating seasickness,” but not sure how that would go over here in Arizona.

You can get a medical card for some pretty bs reasons. I suggest ‘back pain.’

November 2016 was a disappointing month for many reasons. Chief among them was the electoral college decision in favor of TrumPutin.

I’m willing to bet on the former based on Big Little Lies. Reese was the driving force behind that and it was amazing. Here’s hoping her next project is as rad.

The first Guardians of the Galaxy movie (along w/ meds & therapy) helped me overcome some serious depression. I went to Boston Comic Con the week after the movie came out as baby Groot and people LOVED it. It was a lot of fun but I couldn’t see, hear or speak very well.

Fuck, I wish I enjoyed anything in my life as much as Lupita enjoyed Comic-Con...

Religion is a hard drug. Possibly the worst, because it turns you into a sanctimonious asshole.

Bahaha! I actually feel some compassion for Bieber. Having people stand in front of your vehicle every time you are trying to leave somewhere?Someone will eventually get bumped accidentally.

Justin Bieber ran over a photographer after church

I’m surprised he got out of the car, tbh.

The injured photographer later called him “compassionate.”

Some of us had dreams, tho. Like becoming a dentist.

The first time I came home from school and found one of these camped by the front door (thus preventing my entry), I had no idea what the hell I was looking at. It would hiss and kept trying to take a bite if I got too close. I waited about an hour for my dad to get home and he asked why I was sitting outside.