I want to make a pithy comment, but I just know if I do it’ll come out that he’s dealing with a terrible illness or a family problem and then I’ll be the douche. I won’t let you make me into the douche, Beiber! I just won’t do it!

Watching the Night Manager, I started to possibly consider maybe beginning to understand the attraction of Hiddleston. Then Hiddleswift happened and my vagina slammed shut like a beartrap.

Loki IS a teenager trying to go goth in the 90's

I am ridiculously excited for this movie. I’m really happy to see that after making two Thor movies with a somewhat serious tone, the studio is going FUCK IT, WE’RE JUST GOING TO MAKE IT AN 80s METAL MOVIE.

And Hela. Is. Everything.

I’m seeing this movie specifically for Cate Blanchett as Hela. She seems to be having the time of her life and she looks absolutely stunning and evil.

Hmmm, Wonder Woman did great, now Girls Trip is opening strong. It’s almost as if movies not aimed at men ages 18-24 can STILL MAKE MONEY.

Taft.

Chunk Norris.

It’s actually much safer for both the cats and the local wildlife if cats are kept inside, and cats can live perfectly healthy and much longer lives if they are kept inside. Not only is the risk of a cat being injured or killed very high if they are outside (I see a dead cat that’s been run over almost weekly in my…

You can see the “foam” at the top of the tea in this pic. Whiskey doesn’t do that.

Hey bros, look at all this weed I bought from this super cool upperclassman I know! He told me “Oregano” was this awesome new strain of dope. I can’t wait to try it! Let’s wait till our parents leave and go carve an apple we can smoke it out of.

Yeah, the greys are super hidden now and even more cumbersome to get to than before. And are now specifically excluded from the Jez “community” comments.

So I’m not the only one confused by the new commenting system? whew! I don’t understand all the extra clicking to see all comments and all pending. #imoldanddontlikechangesogetoffmylawn

BEADS?

Yesterday I came across some communication among youths who were discussing the Bella Thorne post. I smiled to myself and said “I know who this person is thanks to Bobby Finger.”

Anybody who calls him “cowardly” is a fucking asshole. Sometimes depression is terminal.

She seems like someone you’d want to smoke a whole bunch of weed with.

This kinda reminds me of when i was single for 6 years in my mid-thirties. Granted i am *definitely* not Charlize Theron level in any way but would get a lot of strange looks by people for being single.

Charlize: “It’s pretty dark out here. I’m getting scared!”