My trick is to have been born less than thirty years ago.

You make living sound like it sucks.

dumpster diving at its finest

When decades of “government is the problem” rhetoric, combined with virulent anti-intellectualism, combined with worship of business enterprise above social good, combined with continual stoking of racist, sexist, xenophobic fear and hatred all finally coalesce into the puffed-up tangerine spectre of Donald Trump—the…

He was married to a black woman, so unless he was living out some weird slaver fantasy, he’s not a conventional racist. I’d agree that he doesn’t “get” institutional racism, but he’s...well...complicated. I just can’t wrap my head around this guy. Sometimes he seems racist, sometimes not. I think he’s probably decent…

Whenever I’m fighting with my boyfriend I think of Long Ride Home by Patty Griffin.

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

You mean the US is abiding by the negotiation we struck with Iran to stop them from creating a nuclear weapon by paying them back for military equipment we never delivered? Since when has paying our debts a crime? If you ask me it is a small price to pay to improve peace in the middle east.

I really hate Jonah Hill. He is terribly unfunny and a shitty actor and not endearing at all because he comes across as horribly insincere. I really don’t like him.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

This one is only slightly outrageous, wait until four ballparks from now when it’s called Elysium and only the ultra-rich, who are now little more than energy mists, can attend in 9 million quatloo luxury boxes.

If I lived in a city big enough to have a sports team, I’d vote for letting them all leave over contributing a dime. What a waste. If no cities were willing to shell out hundreds of millions for new stadiums, we wouldn’t be in this arms race and teams wouldn’t have any impetus to leave.

You know the Rangers must be incompetent when they can’t even find a way to bypass the election and force the voters to fund whatever the hell they want without any input whatsoever.

It’s better than the alternative. That’s about it. Hillary is competent and sane, even if she is too hawkish and pro-big business for me. She may not bring us closer to a progressive utopia, but at least she won’t insult our allies, collapse our economy, or reverse the progress of human rights in this country.

Yeah, the Cowboys have tons of problems. Romo has never been one of them.

David Harbour tore his Achilles while playing Achilles in Shakespeare in the Park.

It's like they can't land on the decent, non-shitty opinion on anything. Not even by accident. How is this possible?

Almost three? So he was asking for the boob with his toothy smile? That’s insane.

Did Vanilla Ice become a roadie?