Seriously. Nobody wants to take that prima donna bullshit from a guy who goes on to be 2x super bowl mvp. You start to let winners play for your team, and it changes who you are. Chargers never did that and aren’t about to start now.

Easy solution - all she needs is a very small loan from her father of about $1 million to tide her over...

Then distract the referee. No excuses.

“Paul, you’re my senior advisor and I love you, but don’t ever take sides with anyone against the family again.”

Paul Manafort could manage Viktor Yanukovych.

“I want to die quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather...not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.” - paraphrased

I work in the Visual Department at Macy's and we had an emergency email this morning to remove all the Lochte branded Polo collateral for the Olympics capsule they did. He looks so smug in the photos it was kind of a relief.

It’s traumatic to be out late with your friends in a foreign country - with a language barrier - and have a stranger point a gun at your and demand money to let you leave

What’s so difficult about issuing a sincere, honest apology in which you hold yourself accountable for your actions and don’t try to deflect any responsibility onto others? Seriously? It seems like no one can just fucking say “Man, I messed up and acted like an idiot. I’m sorry.” It’s gotta be “Yeah I messed up and…

Yeah, he’s a scuzzball, no doubt, but even scuzzballs can be intellectually honest when it comes to realities you have to acknowledge to win.

The Human Fund! Money for people.

Actually this is the opposite of that. Firing Manafort is a sign that the Trump campaign is about to go balls to the wall with the strategy that wins primaries but loses general election.

I’m crying at my desk because of the oui :’D

Update (9:53 a.m.): Diniz has just collapsed on the course.

Chicago All Saints Hospital could also use your help. Together we can make a difference.

Bolt > Milo of Croton

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Guys, don’t infuse mysticism into a religion based on a 2000 year old book about a man with magical powers and a sky man.