You know the Rangers must be incompetent when they can’t even find a way to bypass the election and force the voters to fund whatever the hell they want without any input whatsoever.

Olympic fever. Catch it!

It’s better than the alternative. That’s about it. Hillary is competent and sane, even if she is too hawkish and pro-big business for me. She may not bring us closer to a progressive utopia, but at least she won’t insult our allies, collapse our economy, or reverse the progress of human rights in this country.

Yeah, the Cowboys have tons of problems. Romo has never been one of them.

David Harbour tore his Achilles while playing Achilles in Shakespeare in the Park.

It's like they can't land on the decent, non-shitty opinion on anything. Not even by accident. How is this possible?

Almost three? So he was asking for the boob with his toothy smile? That’s insane.

That's when we know that the Constitution works. When we acknowledge the constitutional rights of a little shit like this.

I hate it when racist murdering assholes make me agree with them.

Did Vanilla Ice become a roadie?

You raw-doggin sons of bitches, you!

Hitler with the master plan dating back to the 1896 Athens games

Nobody in Minnesota gives a shit about college football

Well, if he studied history, Shiloh would learn that fighting the men in blue is a losing battle.

Thank you for alleviating the confusion that no one one earth was suffering.

Forget it, EagleEyedTiger. Croquemonsieur’s whole shtick is pretending(?) to be a hyper-literal ‘bad kinja’ commenter. I think it’s anti-humor, but it’s usually so vanilla that it doesn’t elevate to satire or funny, just more of a knowing regurgitation of what dumb people say.

Why are IOC Directors dressed as Brazilian Police Officers?

Shoutout to Captain Harteau from the MPD who told the Federation union leader Bob Kroll to take his fucking uniform off when he spouts off at the mouth about the women who play basketball in our city. The four cops who walked out of the arena because of the Lynx’s t-shirts can kick multiple rocks, too.

Yeah, what a terrible human being — smoking weed! He’s like Hitler and bin Laden rolled into one.

He needs to get back on the field, where they can give him some good old fashioned addictive painkillers.

Lemme get this straight, there is more than one team?