TIL: Truth In Lending. Payments, total interest, term, etc, have been required in bold, inside large boxes, for something like 2 decades. Get your shit together, people!

Thanks for shitting on the joke. I bet you didn’t raise your hand in grade school, you leaned forward, grunting, and waved it.

Never apologize, never explain.

I actually loved Dick. It really was a great movie!

“the possibility of Pablo Sandoval getting in shape”

Pear is a shape.

Two words:

+1 Lou Reed

How do you know someone’s a hockey fan?

Quite a stretch.

Regarding on-base percentage, Dusty Baker likes to keep it .100.

So, my only takeaway from this is that she rocks Spock eyebrows.

When I was 26 I was just really focused on my drinking.

You’re ironically bragging about your state’s tax situation, right?

On a related note, don’t start a restaurant.

I can imagine the Harrier pilot’s radio communication with the ship:

Harrier: “Now, you’re sure it’s empty, right?”
Ship: “Yup, we’re sure.”
H: “You checked?”
S: “Yes, we checked.”
H: “You sure you checked? Can you check it once more?”
S: “Yes, we checked.”
H: “OK.”
S: “Start your run.”
H: “Roger.”
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H: "You're TOTALLY sure…

The man threatened Mr. West by telling him, “If you don’t give me what I want, I have people in the car that will burn this whole place down.”

Quothe the Raven: “Here. Take some more.”

Way to go, Jennifer, you could have closed the gender wage gap by yourself if you hadn’t let a reprobate produce it. Guess we’re stuck at 77 cents.

More coherent than any Rand novel

In memory of all NCO’s