Look at Julius Randle at the top. The moment Kobe turns away from him, he starts to walk back on defense, knowing whatever came next would be so inept that there wasn’t even a need to think about an offensive rebound.

I was in Austin probably 15 years ago and was coming down the elevator of a hotel around 6:30 am to go for a run. As I reached the bottom floor, the doors opened, and Merle Haggard is standing there with some woman, both three sheets to the wind. Merle slinks in before I can get out, and he looks me over in my gym…

Not that anyone cares about the Wolves in this story, but good lord it’s nice to have several legitimate pieces on the roster for the first time since George Mikan was crushing mad Scandahoovian squish all over Minneapolis.

A homophobic bigot with an anger problem that once had a a very minor quasi-rap hit, who is loved by white women who normally don’t listed to rap music. Here most notable cultural achievement is probably being one of the last d-list celebrities given the chance to pose nude for Playboy. Also someone who apparently…

Can someone just chew mint gum and blow on my vagina? Tnks

Ha! I grew up in the sports obsessed south too. The only reason why I played soccer in junior high was because I found out they let the players have Dr. Pepper at half time and we weren’t allowed to have soda at home. Run around for 20 minutes on Saturday mornings for that forbidden can of ‘beetus every weekend? Hell…

Think of all the money you would have saved your parents had you just never tried.

Went to the NYT article looking for something to snark on, but then I saw this and felt a flicker in my cold dead heart. D’awwwww.

How is it possible that the NCAA can spend years investigating Miami and USC for hiring some strippers and giving some pro prospects Escalades, then straight-facedly punish them for a “lack of institutional control” but fucking Baylor and Tennessee get off scot fucking free?

Just wanted to chime in about another boxer. Seems like the big names in boxing are always all dicks (this jerk-off, Mayweather). I was staying in a hotel this last weekend for a wedding and Terence Crawford and his buddies were right across the hallway. They introduced themselves and invited us to a celebration party…

I just figured it was a race and I'm undefeated.

Typhon and Echidna approve.

Also, where the fuck is this kid’s public defender? Didn’t s/he even bother reading the goddamn statute before allowing him to enter a guilty plea on a FELONY CHARGE?? Jesus christ!

OKC has won exactly zero more championships than the Detroit Pistons have in the last 12 years, and reached the NBA finals the exact same number of times.

I realize it not everyone’s cup of tea, but I do love the steelies on these Jeep variations.

Correction: Hitler was about to be taken by The Russians when he offed himself.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

This might be an unpopular opinion, but as a married guy I suggest you continue to go by Hannah.