Thus began the time-honored tradition of advertising an off-road 4x4 going down a gravel road that would’ve been just as driveable with a normal passenger car.

A guy named Bento is a boxer?

The rapturous mainstream media coverage she gets is really becoming annoying. She gets hailed as some sort of feminist hero because she’s one degree shy of crazy from the loons that overrun the Fox News asylum. This “moderate” stance is just a put-on to differentiate her from the crazy men on the network but the media…

Just delivered mail to the Ferrari mailbox.

I doubt Barry does either.

So I’ve hit phase 3 of my life v. pop culture

Don Shula’s a miserable asshole, and his steakhouses suck. Fuck him.

LOL! popcorn lung is in baby

I don’t understand why Columbus needs two professional football teams.

The same could be said about the entire state of Utah

It’s the price to pay for being a direction-less leech. The other sisters are hustling and making pimp mama kris proud, rob can’t be sold for sex, he’s useless at star-fucking, he’s not much of a television personality, and so far his greatest endeavour in life has been a fucking sock collection, that isn’t even…

The two teams have played each other 281 times now, we’re probably past the “familiarity breeds contempt” rivalary phase and now into the “is this all there is in this miserable rectangular state” existential dread phase

No man you just don’t get it. The pyramid is turned upside down. Reverse Funnel.

No way — he’d drop the phone.

It’s almost like passing the ball is an important part of the game.

It would take a combination of DFW’s spooky obsession with understanding the math and the minutiae of a situation, plus his ability to draw from his previous life as a super-talented jockbrodouchebag tennis brat AND Heller’s pitch black cynicism to adequately explain the Lakers’ 2015-2016 season. Even then you…

Just take a shit and stop worrying about it. I can guarantee your boyfriend isn’t holding his poops in on long weekends together.

They hate him less than they love power and proximity to power.

Forget about Cruz being batshit crazy. Nobody will vote for him because no one will be able to tolerate looking at his disturbing, chinless face for four years.

They did have SA-2s and MIG-17s, good point though. Despite winning almost every major battle the US lost Vietnam because of the failure to win “the hearts and minds” of the locals, not something thats going to be a major problem north of the arctic circle. Its also a lot easier to hide in a jungle than a frozen…