Greg Howard is a good writer. This article was not very good.

Geneses.

Show me a 1/2 ton that hauls anything but air and ego.

Not since Chris Kluwe’s last article on Deadspin has a Vikings kicker received such badly spelled feedback.

So much for having a shut-down vas deferens.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

It’s all in jest. If the SEALS released photos with all these goofy poses we’d make fun of them too.

(Never Hope. Hoping is how you get hurt.)

I am so sad that the football team in my area might move to another area. It is the same thing as torture. Instead of having the football team in my area, I won’t. I am having a torture done upon me. I purchased a jersey! Now I have sad torture happening on my betrayed brain. Oh lament and scream! I am alone with my…

The fact they didn’t choose the Raiders seems to me like it will bone them the hardest. Nobody was an LA Rams fan... I’m from LA and most of my friends either like a random team from their childhood (Cowboys, Packers, Broncos) or they still bleed Silver and Black. Nobody gives a shit about the Chargers or the Rams.

I live in Los Angeles, and from what I can tell, there is absolutely no buzz whatsoever to get one, much less two, NFL teams. We’re mostly just pissed about the increase in traffic this will cause. Anyone living in LA notice the same thing?

i’ll eat it like it’s one block. dgaf. i chomp on my string cheese too. thug life.

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Things to Do in Denver When Your Throwing Shoulder Is Dead

the perfect marriage of conception and execution

Not a CFB fan, I had no horse in this race, but seeing Dabo so pissed off sure is satisfying.

I agree that getting suddenly filthy rich won’t guarantee you happiness and may cause problems. But I’ve never found working in a boring job 8-12 hours a day to stave off poverty is any sort of spiritual Nirvana either. I would be willing to experiment with a different set of problems for awhile.

I’m going to take a flyer and say your first language is Russian. That’s not how we structure sentences in English.

Poor Vikings Fan: “Way to ruin little kids’ dreams.”

this can’t be reiterated enough.
He has taken so many cheap shots that even the good ones start to look cheap to some people.