Man it’s super sad to see how far Pete Rose has fallen.

Those better not be sweet-potato pancakes. That might be a bigger abomination then the applesauce.

Literacy, your next.

{every year that Alabama has been a state}

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

As a UNLV fan that’s had to put up with bullshit BYU fans my whole life due to being raised Mormon and just being in the same conference with them;

I think it’s like Madonna, who got good reviews for Desperately Seeking Susan. She played herself. It’s not hard to play yourself and do it well.

The most vicious of the generals will take his place. If they are lucky, this will happen quickly. If not, they will use the military to fight for the “honor”

I was just thinking of Milk Money the other day and I realized that my parents actually took me to a movie where children pool their money and hire a hooker so they can see her boobs and then she falls in love with one of the dads. How was this made? Am I remembering this incorrectly?

That was the only qualm I had with what DJ had to say.

I felt like it was a non campy, female version of The Secret of My Success. I thought she did fine in the role. I’m not trying to say that it was a touchstone for other movies or anything. It’s a classic and well liked because her character was supposed to be an every girl who made it.

How dare you! Joan Cusak doing a fabulous job in Working Girl under all of that horrible makeup is more than extraordinary.

But when ageism really only affects one sex and not the other, is it really ageism?

“And another brutal thing? The rampant nepotism akin to a Tinsel-Town legacy system that closes opportunities to people of color. Whoops.”

Based off the trailer for Dirty Grandpa De Niro is clearly gunning for Caine’s spot.

Hail Hydrocephalus!

….Manziel partied with a fake wig

Am I the only one hoping that Cleveland keeps him purely out of spite and makes him ride the bench for the next two years? At this point, everyone knows that he wants to get cut and sign with Dallas. I’m sure it’s against all kinds of NFL rules, but Jerry Jones has probably already talked to his agent about it.…

This is actually sad. Like really pathetic.

My fantasy scenario is Griffey saying “By the way, I juiced my whole career” in his induction speech.

Eli; [choking up] “So, let’s all raise our drinks. To Tom!