Not judging them, judging their parents based upon choices of names for them.

Subtle, but significant, difference.

Gee, in the 60’s, USAF Security Policemen (one of which was me) guarded planes in Vietnam (and other countries, including those with nukes) without all the “cool” monikers . People been doing this stuff for a long time. Nothing new here but people acting cool, which isn’t very new either, I guess. Sounds just a bit…

You seem to have confused the military equivalent of ‘mall cop’ with ‘elite soldier’. Not sure why you made that mistake, but no elite ground troop is ever going to confuse these guys with or as being one of their own.

Lol! Elite? I read each and every one of your stories here on foxtrotalpha, Tyler. Not trying to throw shade any which way except in the direction of “Ravens”...... But this one absolutely cracks me up!

presidential candidate and spasming poop derrick Donald Trump

MORE LIKE CLINTON POORTIS

In the middle of the property were a bulldozer and a backhoe, pushing against each other, in a redneck game of tug-of-war.

ahhh memories...

Your Cute Rhyming Hed Makes Me Wish You Were Dead

Have you perhaps considered it’s because it’s a shit job? Most people wouldn’t make it in the Air Force these days because the Air Force is an insufferable backwards flat top organization of the squarest people in government service. Nobody wants to remotely kill people in some fluorescent lit windowless game room,…

Sir, you have no clue what the fuck you’re talking about. My best officers were guys that were prior enlisted. Some of the worst were guys like you, typically ring-knockers, that actually believe the shit that came out of their mouth. A good officer will have his guy’s love and support, regardless. If you don’t have…

you know, if he’s willing to drive 100 miles to Austin, He’ll feel like he’s traveled 100 years into the future. After all, The University of Texas has phones and wifi and no one walks around in jodphurs singing silly fight songs and obsessively brushing collies.

Those Fucks at the League Office!

Trade rumors have Howard headed to Miami. Unlike a frozen hamburger, he’ll still be shitty and unlikable after the addition of Heat.

The only thing getting better is that pick they owe the Celtics.

Ferrari already made the 458.

He’s just being rebellion.

Goddammit, that’s not what “nonplussed” means.

He’s a decent passer up to 20 yards past the line of scrimmage, but can't do much after that. Good head on his shoulders but takes a lot of hits. Elusive and quick but not like Russell Wilson

Watching Matt Kalil try block anyone is a LOLVikings moment