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When life hands you Don Lemons...

CNN’s PR instincts match their journalistic ones: turrible.

You're kidding right?

Who knew the Germans were so good at propaganda?

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

Given that Sanders is more progressive than Clinton in civil liberty and social welfare issues, it seems to me that minority voters who support Clinton over Sanders are really shooting themselves in their own feet here.

Mr. Githens looks like he’s missing a few chromosones. Just shy of full homo sapien.

Melanie basically lucked into Working Girl because boy she cannot act, plus she’s never struck me as the sharpest knife in the drawer. I think this is more along the lines of pity support.

Renters don’t pay property taxes. Renters don’t pay for homeowner’s insurance (which is considerably more expensive than renter’s insurance). Renters don’t pay for repairs.

I still think the Strib comment section is someone’s performance art project. I can’t fathom how that can be worse than the shit I see on YouTube.

That’s why we elected a super liberal Governor right? Legalized Gay Marriage. Defeated Voter ID. Rank in the Top 5 in tons of “Best” lists. Readers, Bikers, Education, Income, Quality of Life, For Business, for LGBT Citizens, Unemployment, Median Income, Poverty, etc., etc.

Or, as described in the text, hydraulic power for the props.

When things like this pop up up I am grateful that my late teens years/ early 20s were spent pursuing the perfect crusty punk freak folk lifestyle. I could give two shits about things I cant afford; retailers engineer discontent to wage war against your well being, ensuring that you will continually chase after the…

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So much 1998 in this pic

Because you bleat about them constantly, and they’re so embarrassingly stupid as to be easily memorable. Plus there’s this amazing new thing (it is neither new nor amazing) where you can click on some dumbass’ name and see every dumbassed thing they have ever posted, and you’re a nonstop factory of idiotic rightwing…

How do you know my political values, Mr. Immediate Judgy?

You know, maybe you’d be less exhausted about constantly having to defend your idiotic political values if you, y’know, had slightly less idiotic political values?