Anyone who’s watched the election coverage this year knows nothing good happens when a Bush tries to run further to the right.

“BUZZER BEATER

Head coach Pete Carroll said that Lockette will miss the rest of this season, but that he doesn’t know if the injury is career ending.

The Mets are fine. Strong young pitching. Looks like the Tommy John surgery is healing nicely and the whole team is young and hungry. They’ll make the playoffs for years to come.

Zero. Next question.

He hadn’t shown sufficient leadership at that point.

“Wished death upon Bears employees’ children”

Oh, fun! A Hunter S. Thompson cover band!

oh fuck man I am so embarrassed for you. This shit is so bad, even by deadspin standards. You should probably get back to clickbait and ranking condoments.

Creeping Jesus! You read too much Hunter S. Thompson.

If you change the letters from Lincoln’s name and Kennedy’s name into numbers, add them up, multiply by 5, subtract 53, divide by 2, then multiply by 0, they both come out to the number of fucks given about Argentinian butthurt.

Fan: Hey Roger, show us a cool trick you can do with a racket!

All you need to know about Chris Christie is that he had the balls to say this during the debate last night:

If it makes you feel better the Dems are basically the Republicans of the early 90's on economics at this point.

You have way too much time on your hands, nerd.

Since I became president of FIFA, we have made FIFA a big commercial company.

I disagree, I think the 4Runner looks fantastic

Clark’s Desert Boots in the Beeswax finish!

These are not good boots.

I now require a zipper after having one pair that had one. So, so much easier to get on and off.