Maybe go read up on the actual dollar costs associated with the death penalty, before looking stupid.

You could just as easily have said "I don't get jokes."

I was blissfully unaware that nitro IPA was even a thing. Off to hit myself in the head with a hammer in hopes of returning to that happy state.

The same Randy Mastro who completely botched the Bridgegate coverup for Christie? Good luck.

What happens if your partner is borderline hurt/offended by your complete lack of jealousy?

That looks like the 6000 SUX from Robocop.

Then there's the Menards racing shop, right next to corporate HQ out there on North Crossing.

“Doorbell works, you just gotta rub these two wires together!"

I've spun the MR-2 doing 30. Squirelly things.

Versus us regular schmoes, who go to work for the joy of it.

If you’re reading Men’s Health, you have far larger problems than an unfashionable backpack.

You know what every well-designed fighter spacecraft has? Giant blinders restricting vision to the sides.

Hire a stronger person to drag your butt, and all your attendant oxygen tanks, up the mountain. Take a selfie.

You're a contrarian dimwit. We get it.

Nigel Farage and Marine Le Pen beg a word about your idea of European hard right politics.

“You’ve also got Sanders, who should have stuck to the fried chicken business. By our standards here in Europe, he’s pretty hard right”

Erm, the Black Sea and the Caspian Sea are different things.

I loved those Starion turbos.

ASU Sorority Girl is just an awful combination of words. Like

Justine Sacco is definitely not elite.