I don’t see what’s so difficult about just taking pitches until the Warriors throw you a strike. That’s just good, solid fundamentals. The Celtics used to do it all the time.

On record. Someone who “accidentally” cold-cocked his girlfriend for the very first time usually doesn’t react by calmly dragging her into a parking garage, never even checking to see if she’s alive.

4) Get a job at Lehman brothers.

I believe the notion behind the Rolls-Royce design is that the person using the umbrella isn’t the one opening the door.

This is literally mass hysteria.

... I guess it’s my fault for having fallen for your trolling in the Germaine Greer thread. Either that, or this is one of those Poe’s Law situations.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

.....You support a rapist who looks like King Koopa.

This is what happens when people talk shit too much for too long. Happens with every athlete. And this is also one of the reasons why people love GGG, the guy is down to earth and doesn’t talk shit after or before the fights. You have to respect your opponent.

Luiz and Cavani’s doubts speak to their perfectly natural fear; their inevitable returns to the field of play will speak louder.

“Curdistand? Never heard of it. But it sounds DELICIOUS.”

After passing Favre in career yards, he decided to go after a few more of Brett’s records.

You know you done fucked up good when you take a very defensible argument (sports betting being illegal is puritanical and stupid) and turned it into “fuck it, whatever you’re for, I’m against it” in the eyes of the public.

If I’m the NBA team with the deal, I’m saying “like hell you can defer” because I know I’m either getting that money now or not at all.

Honestly, listening to Marc Maron and the Nerdist podcasts, where the interviews are an hour long, has given me a lot of respect for the fact that being a working actor is seriously an unpleasant job sometimes. Like, press tours are shitshows of sitting in hotel rooms for 12 hours straight, answering the same five…

This is TOTALLY a big problem in my relationship (I made a comment in below about a fight we had just last night). I am always telling my husband it is my fatalistic nature. If he is gonna cheat on me, I can’t do anything to prevent it. I am who I am. We have a good relationship. An individual decides their own…

Convince them that it’s the confidence in your relationship, not a measure of their “attractiveness” or of your love. Good luck. (no sarcasm, I just kind of get it)

Does it make a difference if the person in question has the hots for your partner? Maybe it’s just me, but when that person would be SO down in case my partner ever wanted some extracurriculars, I feel like it’s a hard pass for me. His friends don’t have to be my friends, but they do need to have a basic respect for…

Constantly. I am not jealous, I don’t own him and he doesn’t own me. More than that, I trust him and our relationship, or I wouldn’t be with him.

Cool, cool. I mean I'm more of a fan of his deep cuts from back in the day but this is alright.