‘Cuz I’m proud to be an American

“SUVs are NOT Unibody.

Please keep reporting on this. I've read your whole (very well reported) series on Johnson and I'm dumbfounded.

Alternatively: don't friggin' call me unless somebody is dying. Text or email.

Ahh, there's the catharsis we were all looking for.

Baldness is nature's way of telling you to buy a hat.

Among other things, I'm sure.

Here's the thing, there are more laws in this country than could be enforced. True story. Realizing this, we grant the executive a certain amount of discretionary leeway, traditionally relying on their judgement and wisdom to most efficiently apply our limited and scarce resources to the nigh infinite job of enforcing…

I really hadn't considered it, at least until I had your comment to compare it against. Yep, pretty smart!

I employ this same strategy in the sack. The wife appreciates it.

The false dichotomy store called; they’re fresh out of unhappy trolls peddling grim visions of humanity that they’ve concocted to make themselves feel slightly less terrible about their own failures. You should head down there.