Hoyer’s not good, but he’s had brief, intermittent flashes of competence here and there. Has Mallett ever done the same?

I used to have a boss I hated, whose office was back in a corner down a little hallway. Right outside his office (of course) was the water cooler. So for like 7 years, whenever I had to fart, I would go get a cup of water and let it rip outside his office. There was nothing else down that hallway, so either the smell…

I'm glad we're not friends so I don't have to be seen with you in the summer.

Well that sucks, but you guys knew (or should have known) what you were getting into.

That doesn’t do much for BAE or Ratheon’s bottom line though.

John Jones reinstated into UFC, will presumably fuck up again.

cold-war-era-ordinance

*Bob McNair donates $10,000 to Officer Raja*

That’s a funny looking Miata.

is it a stretch to think that if Trump is elected, America will become the Washington Redskins of the world?

He meant Benjamin Netanyahu. Few people realize how much most NFL players donate to various pro-Israel charities.

Cheer up Bills fans. Just because Harvin is retiring from professional football doesn’t mean he can’t keep playing for the Bills.

This is an outrage. This Wes Anderson hot take will not stand. Life Aquatic was terrific.

Gives him more time promote his charter school scam. The asshole.

Or having the international embarrassment of having your entire Syrian air-wing grounded by F22 Raptors?

I have some context: The NFL is trash and so are its fans.

The amount of truth in these three short comments is staggering.

And last but not least, no matter the subject, whomever the audience, somehow fit the fact that you climbed a mountain into every conversation you have for the rest of your life.

Awwww. That’s cute. The punter thinks he’s people.

It’s good to see that Harbaugh is changing the culture in Ann Arbor. Recruits can’t wait to play at Bawl So Hard University.